Some things can't be unseen. This is the shirt for those moments.
Featuring a hyper-realistic eyeball-mustache-thumb combo that shouldn't exist but does, this design perfectly captures the feeling of being chronically online. The typo isn't a mistake—it's *art*.
**Perfect for:**
- People who've seen too much internet
- Expressing existential dread fashionably
- Making strangers do a double-take
- Your friend who "gets it"
*Warning: May cause concerned glances from loved ones and uncontrollable laughter from strangers.*
**More Details:**
- Premium quality cotton blend
- Unisex sizing (true to size)
- The design is permanent, unlike your will to live
- Machine washable
- Printed in the USA
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
15 ⅝ |
| M |
29 |
20 |
17 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
18 ½ |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
20 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
21 ½ |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
22 ¾ |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
24 ¼ |
| 5XL |
35 |
32 |
25 ¼ |